System Status

The Net is currently experiencing unprecedented levels of data loss. Please be patient as we attempt to recover lost functions.

Current Data
tedE.exe (NOTE: file has advanced privileges)
doc_v11.exe
aj.exe
JHWMD.exe
cupcake.txt
portalcake.txt
seafoodcake.txt
PocketRef7ed.doc
servicerevolver.txt
RabbiAbe.human
WhtSun.human
ShawnC.human
ReggE.human
RubE.mule
MathShamN.human
Elizabeth.human
Bummer.dog
Lazarus.dog
macgyver.exe
DocMcCoy.exe
BWooster.exe
S.Screwdriver.txt

Quarantined Files
Mas*.exe has been revealed as Trojan file FredMani.evil

Restricted Data
The following extra data has been discovered, however access is denied.
loveslabor1.pdf
mydarlingsandra.txt
mothertimsbread.txt

Missing Data
Currently searching for the following expected missing files.
TARDIS.os
ts.exe
rdash.exe
fs.exe
ppie.exe
rareIT.exe
sherlock.exe
PrincessC.exe
DuctTape.os
Kirk.exe
Spock.exe
Jeeves.exe

Former Data
The following data has been consumed.
i< 3Sandy.jpg

Goodnight sweet file, and flights of jpegs sing thee to thy rest.

Don’t over romanticize the whole thing! It’s not resting. It’s gone forever. It’s nowhere!

Hey, wait justa minute here! Don’t take it out on him. Now apologize!

…Sorry… I get all righteous anger filled from time to time. It’s not always all wibbly wobbly party timey wimey.

That is quite alright, old bean! I am used to much worse treatment from my colleagues.

I’m very proud of you! Now I think someone needs to write a letter.

Um…That’s not going to work.

I don’t rightly care! When y’all learn a life lesson, y’all write a buckin’ letter about it!

System Status

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